Farmer's Daughters gives new meaning to the term "Farm Aid." It's the wacky and ultra-hot story of a farmer who makes porn videos to save his farm from the dastardly bank. No Willie Nelson needed here. Just take some of the cutest vixens working in adult videos, a funny and concise script by Clinton Darke, perfect video quality and you have one of the best shot-on-video features made in a long, long time.
Mike Horner and wife Lili Marlene are about to lose their farm, and banker Ron Jeremy won't extend the deadline for the $100,000 mortgage payment which is due in 30 days. Meanwhile, traveling sexvid salesman John Leslie stays with Horner's family, and as the old joke goes, gets to sleep with Horner's three very young and pretty daughters. After waling in at the end of this incredibly seductive and erotic foursome, Horner gets angry, leaves, and finds a whore (Je Taime). He meets down-and-out pimp Jack Baker (in a funny segment that's too short) who accidentally gives him an idea …
Next thing we know, Horner has gone from Baptist right-wing slime to pornographer extraordinaire, using his daughters in his videos, no less. He saves the farm and even turns his sleazy banker into a star.
If you think too much about Farmer's Daughters, you might find the premise silly. You also won't care. Obviously, Horner has a screen loose, as does wife Marlene who says (after Horner starts filming daughter Candi Evans and her boyfriend Tony Martino), "I'm not ready for this."
Tanner takes a satirical stab at the lesser sexvideographers as Horner's films are done with one camera and no lights. The satire is OK, since Tanner has room to talk. The sex scenes in this feature are great. One with Leslie and the three daughters (Evans, Careena Collins and Krista Lane) ranks up there with this year's best. Careent and Candie manhandle Ron Jeremy, and the scene with Candie and Martino shines. In that one, Horner gives them directions although they remain in their own little sexy world.
With the use of nice special effects, as well as some echoing sound to add depth, Farmer's Daughters is technically superior. With this feature, the actors, editors, writers, directors and cameramen are right on their game. Farmer's Daughters is a winner – not to be missed by anyone who wants to get very turned on.