AVN close
All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
Close Button



For proper effect, you should try to imagine that the theme to "The Love Boat" is playing in the background as you read this review.  That way, when you see famous XXX performers pairing off with people you've hardly ever seen before, it won't come as so much of a surprise.

Frank Towers gets the Capt. Stubing role, with Nicole London as the perky social coordinator, "Miss Perky," Rob Barone as "Doc," and Dave Dodge as the ship's bartender.  Fortunately, that collection of newcomers (London excluded, of course) gets to play off some fine talent, including Tom Chapman and Ariana as Mr. and Mrs. Jean-Claude Van Balls; Jake Williams and Tina Tyler as their friends (Jake's a blocked, impotent screenwriter and Tina his horny wife) - and surprisingly, that's the extent of major characters in this epic feature; the rest simply appear and disappear as needed.

And, not too surprisingly, the major actors also do the best sex.  Take, for instance, the opener between passengers Julian St. Jox and Krista.  He eats her out on deck, then turns her over for a standing doggie, mish on a deck chair, and, after some shattering orgasms from the Southern belle, cums on her tits.  This is quickly followed by a threeway between Ariana, Chapman and "star's-wife-fucker" Alex Sanders, where Ari takes Chapman frontways, Sanders doggie-style, and then sucks both guys off for dual facials.

After a brief and not terribly energetic threeway with isis Nile, London and Towers, Tina Tyler, who's been shown continually begging her hubby for sex, gets her own tidal wave, sexually speaking, in the form of Brick Majors, who shows up at Doc's office at the same time as Tyler.  Actually, both guys alternate porking her pussy doggie style and getting sucked at the front, leading to Majors bathing her face with the white stuff while Barone coats her stomach.  Tyler responds to it all with her usual joyful energy, but leaves one nagging question: why did she change her dress between leaving her cabin and arriving at the doctor's office?

Another excellent later scene involves Tyler, Ariana and Dave Dodge, as the gals get looped at the bar and decide to show Dodge a good time.  The sight of Tyler licking Ariana's pussy while being plunged doggie style by Dodge is a sight to behold - and you'll surely want to!

The closest thing to an orgy in tape #1 is the following fiveway with Krista, Lynn LeMay, Dallas D'Amour, Julian St. Jox and Arnold Schwarzenpecker.  Schwarzenpecker is obviously the more potent of the two guys, and leaves Krista orgasming even after he pulls out and shoots his load.  St. Jox's squirt to Dallas' face pales by comparison.

Nikki Sinn gets a couple of nearly back-to-back scenes, first with "magician" Luc Wylder, which features some camping on the peg and missionary; then with Vince Vouyer on a deck chair that takes the couple through all the usual positions, ending in a facial.

But the blow-off is, of course, the 20-minute orgy as the ship's about to sink - says Officer Cal Jammer, "The bad news is, we don't have enough life preservers, but lube and rubbers are on the house!" - and frankly, it's a bit of a disappointment.  For one thing, the major actors barely participate, leaving the "sexual tension" to be carried mostly by Bunny Bleu, who does an excellent job, and Isis Nile, who's somehow acquired a captain's hat, who tries hard but can't equal Bunny's amazing sexual appetite.

The camera never seems to know where to focus its attention - except that it manages to get some good shots of Isis and Bunny surrounded by anywhere from one to four guys, plus lots of cocks going into pussies with no faces connected to either.  I suppose it's possible that aficionados of orgies need only see the sex organs in action to get off, but I think the majority would like to know who's fucking who at any given time.  The blow-off, however, is truly spectacular, with more than ten cocks erupting in series; then a title card abruptly ends the play.

Ten sex scenes in all, several of them threesomes, and some of the hottest talent in XXX today make this two-tape package well worth stocking.  Just make sure to tell customers that most of the sex is not in orgy form, so everyone knows what they're getting up front.

More Movies

Online porn video at mobile phone

irani vachskelly madison avnteen porn dptasha reugnelegant angel curvy girls 6star trek tng porn parodylou chamellebest squirting videos pornshelly lubben pornron jeremy and sunny leonepleasuresdudesmika tan happy tugsmike adriano analwilfried knight gayjesse jane digital playground moviesmorr foxxa wet dream on elm streetsweet sinner father figuremolly wrecking balldrahixaholly hilstonnecro whos your daddyfarrah abraham xhamsterkatie morgan a pornstar revealedjasmine byrne ass lickdanielle foxxx sex changemia malkova real namejewels jade movieslea lexis biotop big butt porn starshorny miltfsjelena jensen penthousekent larson pornts amy dalyminka busty asian34a pornseasoned players pornavn award pornpornstar punishcomeback christy canyonannette schwartz xxxeve laurence xxxthis ain t the munsters xxxporn director masonsunny lane rodney moorenikki sexx porn starmore dirty debutantes 211vivthomas lesbian videostori black sex imageslbfm movieavn best moviesjulia an pornvirtual briana banksgoldclubcenterfoldsrealtouch demoapril flores pornonaomi banxx porn star21sextury productionsbrutal raging stallionkimberley kuppslatina abuse rosiefree xxx walpaperts fort lauderdalecathy heaven biojanet mason live camkassandra calogeranasstoys.comcarmella bing moviesgemma massey glambirdslas vegas adult emporiumclub anna mornasam phillips penthousekatrina kravenxxx milf porn moviesp3 power ballscharmane star eye of the beholderavan awardbrenda james moviescharlotte stokely porn moviesb pumper pornjodie stacksallahna starrheater vahnmelanie monroedeep inside tori welleskink police chroniclesnina hartley adult movies