Dr. Susan Block Announces Winners of 2017 Suzy Awards

LOS ANGELES—Dr. Susan Block (aka Dr. Suzy) spent part of last Saturday's Dr. Susan Block Show announcing the winners of her "Suzy Awards." Block is an internationally renowned sexologist, talk show host and best-selling author of .

The awards, now in their sixth year, are meant to honor excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism. The Awards, a.k.a. “,” recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and "Weapons of Mass Seduction," celebrating of "peace through pleasure" in all kinds of weather and paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of peace and sexuality, with the goals of improving sex education and enjoyment, advancing sexuality research, developing more interesting and sex-positive pornography and creating a more ethos in the world.

Award winners were selected from guest appearances and products used on the in 2017.

The categories and their areā€¦

#GoBonobos

  • “Most Bonobo” -
  • “Most Bonobo Couple” - &
  • “Best Bonobo Conservation” -
  • “Best Bonobo Conservation” -
  • “Best Bonobo Promotion” -
  • “Best Bonobo Tattoo” -
  • “Most Adorable” -
  • “Bonobo Female Empowerment” - ,
  • “Best Blast from the Past” - & Family
  • “Most Bonobo Off-Campus Interview” - , Inner Journey

Porn for the People!

  • “Sexiest Sex Icon” -
  • “Most Multi-Talented” -
  • “Hottest Porn Starlet” -
  • “Hottest Teen Porn Starlet” -
  • “Hottest Cougar” -
  • “Sexiest Nerd” -
  • “Hottest Motorbunny Ride” -
  • “Cutest Porn Starlet” -
  • “Sexiest Trans Performer” -
  • “Sexiest Surprise” -
  • “Funniest Sex Icon” -
  • “Funniest Former Porn Star” -
  • “Wildest Trans Performer” -
  • “Funniest Porn Legend” -
  • “Best George Bush, Sr. #MeToo Story” -
  • “Best Porn Golden Age Memorabilia” -
  • “Best Porn Activist” -
  • “Best ‘Blast from the Past’ Producer” -
  • “Best ‘Corn to Porn’ Star” -
  • “Hottest Buns” -
  • “Best Bitch” -

Let’s Talk Sex

  • “Sexiest Sex Therapist” -
  • “Sexiest Documentary Filmmaker” - ,
  • “Sexiest Filmmaking Couple” - &
  • “Best Sex & Medicine Activist” -
  • “Most Sapiosexual Polyamorist” -
  • “Dirtiest Legend” -
  • “Most Ecosexual Power Couple” -
  • “Best Sex Geek” -

BDSM, Fetish & Kink

  • “Most Distinguished FemDom” -
  • “Hottest FemDom Couple” - and
  • “Sexiest FemDom” -
  • “Sexiest Senior FemDom” -
  • “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” -
  • “Best Animal Play” -
  • “Best Fire Play FemDom” -
  • “Most Imaginative FemDom” -
  • “Best Flogger” (female) -
  • “Best Flogger” (male) -
  • “Best Floggee” -
  • “Best Bonobo Way Book-Spanking” -
  • “Hottest FinDom” -
  • “Most Tantric FemDom” -
  • “Freakiest FemDom” -
  • “Best Fire Play Submissive” -
  • “Best Gender Bender” -
  • “Best Submissive” -
  • “Most Amazing Breasts (42J)” -
  • “Best Kinbaku Bondage” -
  • “Best Kinbaku Model” -
  • “Surprise Party Girl” -
  • “Hottest Ginger” -
  • “Sexiest Bettie Page Lookalike” -

Politics

  • “Best FemDom of The Resistance” -
  • “Best Political Art” - ,
  • “Sexiest Lawyer” -
  • “Hottest Fundamentalist Refugee” -
  • “Most Bonobo Resistance Movement” -
  • “Most Bonobo Resistance Activist” -
  • “Best Bonobo Sapien In-the-Field” -
  • “Sexiest Trump Voter -
  • “Most Reformed Trump Voter” -
  • “Best Trump Surrogate” -
  • “Best Putin Impersonator” -
  • “Best Ivanka Trump Lookalike” -
  • “Funniest Resistance Activist” -
  • “Best Wonder Woman” -
  • “Best Trump Satire” - UCLA’s SATYR Magazine, &
  • “Sexiest Journalism” -
  • “Biggest Asshole” -
  • “Biggest Bunch of Assholes” - U.S. Congress
  • “Biggest Bunch of Billionaire Assholes” - Trump’s Cabinet

Arts & Media

  • “Most Artistic Asshole” -
  • “Best Asshole’s Assistant” -
  • “Best Iguana” -
  • “Sexiest Art Curator” -
  • “Hottest True Confession” -
  • “Sexiest Shipwrecked Sailor” -
  • “Best Hair Stylist” -
  • “Funniest Cuddlist” -
  • “Best Latex Dress” -
  • “Best Latex Catsuit” -
  • “Best Latex Accessories” -
  • “Best Hula Hoop Artist” -
  • “Sexiest Magician” -
  • “Sexiest Author” -
  • “Best Jewelry Maker” -
  • “Most Vibrant” -

Music

  • “Hottest Hiphop Artist“ -
  • “Best Singer” -
  • “Best Song” -
  • “Best Pianist” -

Products

  • “Best Liqueur” -
  • “Best Leather” -
  • “Best Aphrodisiac” - Cookies
  • “Best Sex Educational Puppet” -
  • “Best Condoms” -
  • “Hottest New Sex Toy” -
  • “Most Orgasmic Sex Toy” -
  • “Best Classic Orgasmic Ride” -
  • “Best Organic Dildo” -
  • “Nastiest Sex Toy” - ’ “The HUMBLER”